[01 Apr 2003|12:36am] What the hell? PHOEBE! Where are you? Or more importantly, where am I? Hmmm. Interesting. Bony knuckles. Eight sets of knuckles. Four heads? Good god it's like an echo chamber in here! Look at me! I'm four ghouls, floating along in Sunnydale! Ugly as sin, too. Toothy grin, but hideous. God, this is going to be terrible for my reputation as a man-slut. Oh, I mean reformed man-slut. post comment

[01 Apr 2003|01:53am] Damn that Phoebe and I were in the middle of...well... it was sweet, and touching... ....and dirty as hell. But now unfinished. Now I have not one, but FOUR libidos to contend with. This is very uncomfortable, if you know what I mean. 3 comments|post comment

[01 Apr 2003|04:44am] Do I have flaming balls of death? No. Evil? God, by the packaging I would say yes. None of the four of me is handsome at all. I do seem to have quite a number of scalpels on me...that seems awfully menacing. And I float, which is unnerving, but sort of liberating as well. Pretty slow going however. And will you look at these fellows? Dressed in straitjackets, loping along like jackrabbits? Hold up -- these are minions! Well, this is just looking stranger and stranger all the time! I should send them to menace the witch-sisters for a bit. That would be funny. But the Source is still bound.... and I have renounced evil forever.... Right? Still, very tempting. It might be fun to menace without the flaming balls of death anyway; it would take them a while to figure out it was me. Damn my romance and sentiment! Sweet, sweet Phoebe. Sleeping peacefully somewhere, her chest rising and falling with her breath and heartbeat, while I hunger for human hearts...although that's not very romantic, is it? Well, a heart's romantic.... Wait. Didn't these bastards come to Sunnydale last month? Didn't they explode in a hail of green snot? 1 comment|post comment

[01 Apr 2003|10:00am] *tries to speak* *can't* *opens mouth again* *says nothing* How the hell do I make these minions do anything? Crap! I don't know sign language! *turns to funny-dressed fellows* *grins* Wow! Look at that! I can move the minions with a toothy grin. Or telepathy. Who knows? Let's see. Scalpels, an overwhelming desire to eat hearts, no voice. Plus there's four of me. Could be better, could be a lot worse. *sends minions to find Phoebe* post comment

[01 Apr 2003|11:11am] Well, this was certainly unforeseen. Do the snuggly bear minions work the same as the regular ones? They sure look funny dressed in straitjackets... post comment

[01 Apr 2003|12:59pm] I have found Phoebe. She is a snuggly evil bear now, as far as I can tell. Regardless, she's terribly adorable now, and I wrapped her in all eight of my arms and hugged her like no other time in my life..... An interesting by-product of this whole debacle is that a young horny teenager is now in possession of my body, and is hearing voices to release the Source. I don't know whether to be afraid or glad. Phoebe-bear is trying to meddle, as usual. Annoying but adorable Phoebe...I'm feeling slightly aroused by snuggly Phoebe-bear. Is that wrong? 6 comments|post comment

[01 Apr 2003|11:14pm] *has lovely evening with Phoebe-bear despite unfortunate events today* *snuggles with her under the moonlight* *grabs her in flirty plushy way* *tweaks her nose playfully* *leans in for one sweet, romantic kiss* *bonks all five heads together* *has a little laugh with Phoebe-bear* *sighs at mystery of true love* *gazes into button eyes lovingly as leans for kiss* 1 comment|post comment

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